"The ingredients listed on the tin of baked beans reads: 'Beans, Water, Tomatoes, Sugar, Salt, Modified Starch, Vinegar, Spices." Make it sound mouthwatering."
Beans. Water. Tomatoes. Sugar. Salt. Starch. Vinegar. Spices.
To some, this may sound like the makings of an ordinary can of baked beans. If you’ve had Blush’s Baked Beans, you know better.
We start with a hand picked selection of our favorite beans, mixed with fresh grown tomatoes. A dash of sugar, a pinch of salt, and a splash of vinegar draw out the natural flavors of our beans, and our proprietary blend of spices complement it perfectly. When you bring a can of Blush’s Baked Beans to your table, be comfortable knowing you’ve chosen extraordinary.
To some, this may sound like the makings of an ordinary can of baked beans. If you’ve had Blush’s Baked Beans, you know better.
We start with a hand picked selection of our favorite beans, mixed with fresh grown tomatoes. A dash of sugar, a pinch of salt, and a splash of vinegar draw out the natural flavors of our beans, and our proprietary blend of spices complement it perfectly. When you bring a can of Blush’s Baked Beans to your table, be comfortable knowing you’ve chosen extraordinary.
"Write a 'Dialogue in a Dark Alley' (Not more than 200 words.)"
A: We’re almost there, let’s cut through the alley. Any ideas on what to watch?
B: Hm. You ever seen "Fargo"?
A: I think I saw part of it on TV once! The one with the fake movie in Iran?
B: No, no, that’s "Argo". This one’s a crime movie, Steve Buscemi’s in it.
A: Oh, "Con Air"!
B: No, that movie sucks.
A: You suck! "Con Air" is awesome.
B: The only good thing about that movie is John Cusack.
A: Whatever. Oh! Did you know he was in "Stand by Me"?
B: The only “Stand by Me” I know is the Al Green song.
A: You mean “Lean on Me”?
B: No, like, y’know… [singing] darling, darling, stand by me…
X [from a balcony overlooking the alley]: That’s Ben E King.
A: Wha—don’t listen to us, creep!
X: Then stop yelling in the frickin’ alley!
B: Hm. You ever seen "Fargo"?
A: I think I saw part of it on TV once! The one with the fake movie in Iran?
B: No, no, that’s "Argo". This one’s a crime movie, Steve Buscemi’s in it.
A: Oh, "Con Air"!
B: No, that movie sucks.
A: You suck! "Con Air" is awesome.
B: The only good thing about that movie is John Cusack.
A: Whatever. Oh! Did you know he was in "Stand by Me"?
B: The only “Stand by Me” I know is the Al Green song.
A: You mean “Lean on Me”?
B: No, like, y’know… [singing] darling, darling, stand by me…
X [from a balcony overlooking the alley]: That’s Ben E King.
A: Wha—don’t listen to us, creep!
X: Then stop yelling in the frickin’ alley!
"You need to develop a script for a popular network television program that will convince the show’s millions of viewers to each send in a dime. You have 30 seconds to be convincing."
"You are a writer for Walletsize Books. Describe the history of the United States in 100 words or less."
There was a country that was the wrong kind of religious for a certain population. Deciding they had enough of religious oppression, they fled across the sea. When they found the land was already inhabited by indigenous people, they killed a lot of them, and segregated the rest. Then they imported more people, who they also killed a lot of and segregated the rest of. There was a war over it, which helped—kind of—along with several other wars for this reason and that. Religious persecution rose again, though neither side could agree on who was actually being persecuted.
"Challenge: Create 2 prints ads, one being in favor of gun ownership and the other against."
